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Total Medals Earned: 508 (From 81 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,780 Points

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (30/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

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Dragons and Dungeons

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/80 points)

Girly Girl 5 Points

play as female

Man's Man 5 Points

play the game as a male

Croquet Champion 10 Points

become a master of croquet

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Cataclysm 10 Points

destroy everything

Demon Slayer 10 Points

slay a demon

Dragonborn 10 Points

slay a dragon

Whale Rider 10 Points

ride a narwhal

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Effing Worms - Xmas

Medals Earned: 6/6 (135/135 points)

Poor Animals 5 Points

Eat 100 animals.

Yeti Predator 5 Points

Eat 10 yeti.

Elf Massacre 25 Points

Eat 200 elves.

Spaghetti Worm 25 Points

Eat 20 flying spaghetti.

Sweet Revenge 25 Points

Take out Santa!

Maximum Destruction 50 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 27/44 (315/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/495 points)

Kitten Kart 10 Points

Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.

Battle Cat 10 Points

Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.

Giga Golem 10 Points

Master the elements.

Guardian 10 Points

Smash up an elite sentry.

Invincible 10 Points

Survive with 1HP remaining.

Max Radiation 10 Points

Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.

Minigamer 1 10 Points

Get 5000 points in part one.

Minigamer 2 10 Points

Get 6000 points in part two.

Noob 10 Points

Kill yourself.

Oblivion 10 Points

Swept away by waves of fire.

Sand Worm 10 Points

Eat worms for breakfast.

Zombie Hydra 10 Points

Slay the undead dragon.

Middle Tier 25 Points

Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.

Minigamer 3 25 Points

Get 10,000 points in survival.

Sword Master 25 Points

Try out all swords.

Beast Master 50 Points

Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.

Leet Tier 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.

Overkill 50 Points

Hit the damage limit of 99999.

Valkyrie 50 Points

Defeat the final boss and save the world.

God Tier 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Evolvo

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/175 points)

Evolver 5 Points

Evolve Once

Cheater 5 Points

Use a cheat

Easy Going 5 Points

Beat the game on easy

Medium Rare 10 Points

Beat on medium

Sushi 10 Points

Eat 200 fish in one game

Gourmet 25 Points

Eat all 76 kinds of fish in one game

High Strung 25 Points

Beat on high

Monstar 25 Points

Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )

Xpert 50 Points

Beat on Expert

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Foreign Creature 2

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/375 points)

DOCTOR MURDER 5 Points

Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.

RAT INFECTION 10 Points

Infect poor rat.

EVIL SINGER 10 Points

Infect singer in the backstage.

3 DOGS SPREAD 25 Points

Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.

CONQUER THE WORLD 25 Points

Complete the game.

GUN SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.

KNIFE SUICIDE 50 Points

Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.

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Friday: The Game

Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points

Disco inferno

Cereal Killer 5 Points

What a nutty way to die!

DERP! 5 Points

Fail at typing

Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points

See you next FALL!

Oh Poop 5 Points

Wrong game, jackass!

Oh Poop II 5 Points

You found some poo!

Oh Poop III 5 Points

Well, at least now you fit into

Road Kill 5 Points

Fall out of the car.

Suicide 5 Points

Just like in every other text based game EVER!

ZAP! 5 Points

What a SHOCKING experience!

Going Viral 10 Points

Based on a true story.

Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points

Just say NO !

Poop Princess 25 Points

Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!

Winaholic 25 Points

Find all 3 good endings.

Everybody's Rushin 50 Points

Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)

Loseaholic 50 Points

Lose in every way possible.

Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points

Get to the party!

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Game Corp

Medals Earned: 8/10 (190/265 points)

Micromanagement 5 Points

Publish 2 Micro Games

Quite Interesting 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial

Owning the mid range 10 Points

Publish a game with 600 quality

The next level 10 Points

Move to Vancouver

Now that's AAA! 25 Points

Publish a game with 6000 quality

Snowy around here 25 Points

Move to Montreal

Clean up! 100 Points

Win all the Awards in a year

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Best Seller 25 Points

Sell 5 million copies of a game

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